GK Questions and Answers: House of Dolls

Staf, lead singer and bassist of House of Dolls.

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Favourite food

Mexican.

Favourite drink

Jameson.

Strangest place you’ve ever had sex

Up the nose.

Someone you hate

I’ve always had an irrational hatred for Robbie Keane. He’s probably a nice guy. But bollix to him all the same. I currently have a very rational hatred for murderous scumbag Bashar al-Assad. I’m not alone on that one.

Someone you love

Anyone and everyone who has ever managed to prevent me from fucking things up completely. Those pure souls who have intervened with a pre-emptive word in the ear, I salute you.

Favourite YouTube etc. video

 

Website you look at when no one is looking (that’s not porn)

www.facebook.com/houseofdollsofficial

Although I like to think that it is used as porn in some quarters…

If someone put a gun to your head and said: “You’ve to shift Angela Merkel or get off with your ma.” What would you do?

Shove the gun up his hole!

Roy or Trap?

Roy.

Favourite shit TV

‘Soccer AM’.

Things that make you sick

Over indulgence, under indulgence & flying worms.

Things that make you laugh

Magic mushrooms, nitrous oxide and proboscis monkeys.

Music you should like but don’t

The Flaming Lips.

Best band no one has heard of

The High Drops.

Favourite dead person

Terence McKenna.

Ketchup or mayo?

Mayo.

For ten of your hard-earned euro-marks House of Dolls’ sublime debut album, ‘Welcome to the Department of Nuclear Medicine’, is available from houseofdolls.bandcamp.com . It’s a worthwhile investment, literally the price* of a pint and a kebab.

*Valuation based on the price of a standard donor in Zaytoon, Temple Bar, and a pint of stout in The International Bar , Wicklow Street, Dublin.